Annnnd, we're back.
Was doing good and then BAM, down for the count. Monday evening, having not eaten anything all day, I took my pills, then ate a sandwich. Said sandwich had bacon on it. Usually, if I have bacon, I'll eat the meaty parts of two strips and then leave the fat. Since this was most of the sandwich, and I'd taken my pills, I left everything intact. I'm guessing this was the culprit since I woke up at 3am feeling massive nausea and pain. I then proceeded to "evacuate" everything in my body, from top to bottom, until about 11am. I gave up and just laid on the bathroom floor. The whole time, I had pain contractions, always two in a row. Usually, the pain is fairly constant and subsides if I lay still. This time they came on randomly and very intense.
So, here I sit, having missed Mardi Gras (in New Orleans, mind you). Costume was all ready, plan was set. There's always next year, but yet again I'm wondering when this will subside. I still cannot eat, even liquids are a problem. Why does this happen randomly like this. I'd thought it was tied to my cycle, but again, since I'm on the three month pill, I don't know if this is when my cycle would really be happening. I just hope it goes away before my double-shift on Friday.
EDIT: This was actually food poisoning. Yay!